Jenny and Erin

If you have been paying attention, it is no secret that Erin and I went missing for a few weeks. Vanished. Poof. The real mystery behind our sudden disappearance is just what it was that happened to us:

• Erin got hair extensions and botox and has been mistaken as Britney Spears. Thus, she has been VERY busy with the paparazzi. I have been overwhelmed fielding phone calls as to Britney’s, er Erin’s, whereabouts.
• I fell down a manhole and miraculously just emerged (Erin of course has been frantically searching) after three weeks without food or water.
• Unable to accept that the summer walking dare was not completed, Erin and I took off with new vigor and completed the remaining 390 miles, 628 kilometers, in three weeks and never complained once.
• I won $100 million in the lotto and have been completely overwhelmed meeting with lawyers, accountants and other such folk.
• Erin met a king named Teddy and quickly became enthralled with him. He moved in to her place and has not left. She has spent her days running her hands through his long hair.
• Erin and I got into a heated disagreement over what to title a post, flipped a coin for resolution and have been unable to post for several weeks. (We have to follow the coin rule yah know)…
• I was determined to be the first woman to walk solo across Canada. I didn’t make it very far as I not only forget my shoes , but my passport as well. Erin had to come and pick me up on her moped, which doesn’t travel over 35 miles per hour.
• Erin and I have been very, very busy watching the entire DVD collection of Star Trek The Next Generation and eating ice-cream while contemplating the future of humanity and laughing at the fashion.
• My shoes got stuck in double knots, I can’t get them untied and have been standing in my doorway ever since.

Seriously though, we are back and excited to pick up where we left off! Sorry about the delay!

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