Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
Posted in Miscellaneous on March 23rd, 2007 by JennyWow, I found this web site that really tripped me out! Rather than some trite writing about how crazy this is, I’ll just give you the quick run-down and the link so you can see it with your own eyes.
Self described as “a cutting edge full service agency providing alibis and excused absences as well as assistance with a variety of sensitive issues”, the Alibi Network sounds like a nightmare to me. Among the services they provide:
- Virtual employment which allows you to sport your dream job, a “virtual” office, executive assistant and phone number;
- Custom alibis and excuses for “attached adults” involved in “discrete” relationships with others, along with all supporting documentation;
- Untraceable phone calls, in other words a phone number from which you can both make and receive phone calls which can be used no matter where in the world you happen to be; and
- “Discrete” shopping which is billed among other things as a way to “keep tabs on your business competitors discretely and without their knowledge by obtaining their products and services” on credit cards untraceable to you.
Whoa! And the highlighted items are just the tip of the iceberg – with enough money the implication appears to be just about anything is possible. Click here to check out the Alibi Network.
